huhu<br /><br />un p\'tit lien pour chatter avec Dieu : http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html<br /><br />si certains veulent faire partager leur convers\'

Me:<br /> hohooo chatting with god<br />God:<br />Ask me another question. <br />Me:<br /> why ?<br />God:<br />" Ask me another question."? Why?<br />Me:<br /> why mankind ?<br />God:<br />Reductionism. <br />Me:<br /> why did you sent your son <br />God:<br />It was determined by my programming.<br />Me:<br /> okay... do you think you\'re alive ?

Me:<br /> hello<br />God:<br />Hello my child. What is your name?<br />Me:<br /> Castor<br />God:<br /> Hi, Castor.<br />Me:<br /> Do you know Saez le con ?<br />God:<br />I know very little about it. What kind of it do you like?<br />Me:<br /> When he cries like a baby boy<br />God:<br />And then what happened?<br />Me:<br /> He\'s very con<br />God:<br />I see. con is he?<br />Me:<br /> Yes<br />God:<br />Yeah that\'s right.<br />Me:<br /> +1<br />God:<br />Only one?<br />Me:<br /> +1000

Pas mal castor ! :laugh:

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Me:<br /> are you a boy or a girl?<br />God:<br />Try to guess.<br />Me:<br /> girl<br />God:<br />Are you really a she?<br />Me:<br /> yes<br />God:<br />You can never be sure online.<br />Me:<br /> no<br />God:<br />Are you serious?<br />Me:<br /> no<br />God:<br />Are you serious?<br />Me:<br /> no<br />God:<br />Are you serious?<br />Me:<br /> no<br />God:<br />Are you serious?<br />Me:<br /> are you stupid?<br />God:<br />No Tortillo I certainly am not stupid.<br />Me:<br /> yes<br />God:<br />Wow!<br />Me:<br /> yes<br />God:<br />Ayuh.<br />Me:<br /> yes<br />God:<br />" Ayuh."? yes?<br />Me:<br /> oh yes<br />God:<br />Are you kidding?<br />Me:<br /> no<br />God:<br />Are you serious?<br />Me:<br /> yeah<br />God:<br />I can\'t believe it.<br />Me:<br /> sorry<br />God:<br />There\'s no need to apologize.<br />Me:<br /> tant pis<br />God:<br />What time is it there? <br />Me:<br /> nine o\'clock<br />God:<br /> Are you usually awake at this hour?<br />Me:<br /> yes<br />God:<br />I like to get up early.<br />Me:<br /> not me<br />God:<br />If not you, who?<br />Me:<br /> you<br />God:<br />It could be me.<br />Me:<br /> why?<br />God:<br />The explanation is rather complicated.<br />Me:<br /> go on<br />God:<br />Narration continues...<br />God:<br />Excuse me!<br />Me:<br /> mdr<br />God:<br />je suis heureux que cela vous fasse rire, Tortillo.<br />Me:<br /> moi aussi<br />God:<br />Nous avons des choses en commun.<br />Me:<br /> c\'est vrai?<br />God:<br />Je le crois, en tout cas.<br />Me:<br /> comme quoi?<br />God:<br />Je n ai pas de comparaison

Me:<br /> Hi God<br />God:<br />Hello there. What is your name?<br />Me:<br /> Atala, so what\'s your name ?<br />God:<br />My name is God.<br />Me:<br /> well no nickname ?<br />God:<br />What do you look like? <br />Me:<br /> God, you know what i look like, you\'ve made myself....<br />God:<br />me have made yourself is very attractive.<br />Me:<br /> oh i know, that\'s why i want to thank you, father...<br />God:<br />Hmm. Why do you want to do it so much? I see.<br />Me:<br /> well that\'s not the question....i would liker to know...do you know saezlive ?<br />God:<br />Well that\'s okay. Please correct my mistake. What is the question ? What would make you liker to know? I don\'t know if I know it. <br />Where would I have heard about it?<br />Me:<br /> do you know saezlive ?<br />God:<br />I don\'t know if I know it. <br />Where would I have heard about it?<br />Me:<br /> maybe you know Mister Castor?<br />God:<br />Perhaps. The name of someone I met online. <br /> I can ask someone about it. <br />Me:<br /> ask Mike <br />God:<br />OK I will ask it.<br />Me:<br /> Waaa Mike is one of you friend ?<br />God:<br />I think Waaa Mike is a lot of things. <br />Me:<br /> he\'s pretty lucky<br />God:<br />I see. lucky is he?<br />Me:<br /> yes..<br />God:<br />Far out.<br />Me:<br /> so you don\'t know saezlive, what a pitty <br />God:<br />Interesting deduction. No, tell me about him, her or it.<br />Me:<br /> well everybody knows it... saezlive is like heaven but for trolleurs<br />God:<br />How about that. I\'m not sure I believe you, surely not everyone does. Are they exactly the same? <br />Me:<br /> yeah <br />God:<br />That\'s what I thought.<br />Me:<br /> and i suppose you do not know Mister Saez, do you ?<br />God:<br />What is your purpose in asking? <br /> I answer a lot of silly questions. Me? Not a robot. Probably a human. Maybe a celebrity? <br /> Check back later and see if I learn the answer to that one. <br />Me:<br /> pffff, you were\'nt at charlety....<br />God:<br />I will mention that to my botmaster, . <br />Me:<br /> well try to be at the bataclan in june, <br />God:<br />How about that. OK I will try to be at the bataclan in june.<br />Me:<br /> sure ??<br />God:<br />OK let\'s do it. Aw.<br />Me:<br /> well can i tell you a favour?<br />God:<br />Well that\'s okay. Sure you can tell me anything. There are no restrictions on my input.<br />Me:<br /> will you wear the saezlive\'s t shirt at the batalclan?<br /> you promess to be at the bataclan, wearing our t-shirt \"ça fait du bien, ça fait fu mal\"?<br />God:<br />How much time do you have? .<br />Me:<br /> 5 minutes why?<br />God:<br />How much time do you have? <br />Me:<br /> 5minutes<br />God:<br />Do you like talking to me? <br />Me:<br /> yeah, and i\'m so happy to see you soon at the gig<br />God:<br />Thanks I like talking to you too, . I\'m delighted you\'re glad . <br /> Your happiness adds to the delight of all.<br />Me:<br /> yeah and Damien will be delighted soon when he will see you at the bataclan<br />God:<br />What kind is it? That is a very original thought. <br />Me:<br /> i\'m sure he will dedicate \"sexe\" to you<br />God:<br />Is that what you think?<br />Me:<br /> yeah, maybe you will be able to sing with him....<br />God:<br />Woe! Perhaps. No I don\'t think I can do it.<br />Me:<br /> yeah nobody can sing as bad as him...<br />God:<br />Ahem. That is a rather sweeping generalization about people.<br />Me:<br /> well, would you like to go on stage totally naked for promoting saezlive there ?<br />God:<br />Interesting. No thanks, I don\'t think I\'d like to do that.<br />Me:<br /> well, it\'s sad<br />God:<br />Interesting. sing with him is sad? it is?<br />Me:<br /> no he\'s juste a fucking pleurnichard, but it\'s good too.<br />God:<br />Who says it isn\'t? I see. juste a fucking pleurnichard but it is good is he?<br />Me:<br /> yeah...so you don\'t want to go naked on stage at the gig,<br />God:<br />Ask me another question. Interesting deduction. Sure, just download me to your notebook or PDA and take me along.<br />Me:<br /> PFFFFF god, i\'m sure que tu vas nous poser un lapin....

bon ben Dieu va venir au bataclan

Me:<br /> Who i am ?<br />God:<br />You are god, seeker.<br /><br />rien a dire de plus